I hit Yahoo! earlier today looking at the headlines, and just above the news on the right, a Flash ad caught my eye. I hate it when ads catch my eyes, especially stupid ones with cheesy dancing flowers. In any case, it turned out to be an ad for the 2007 Dodge Caliber, some sort of weird car-sized SUV-shaped thing. Which was made abundantly clear by the weird car-sized SUV-shaped thing mercilessly slaughtering flowers.
While I don’t have anything against slaughtering flowers, having done it myself with sticks and lawnmowers in the past, I take great amusement in observing Dodge’s commitment to the environment in action. I have taken a screen capture for you from the ad. Behold, the 2007 Dodge FlowerKiller in Action!
You may be able to watch this ad yourself for a limited amount of time – I’m not sure how long Yahoo! keeps these things up. Enjoy watching the dancing flowers perish under the wheels of a Dodge, providing a double boost in global warming: increased emissions and reduced greenery.
But, but… I like frolicking in flowers!
Cassandrah
(Nate’s sweetheart, to whom he brings the slaughtered flowers so they have a new home)